Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm too high and old for this...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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