she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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