32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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