went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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