did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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