thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Randomize
