When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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