i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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