I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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