She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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