ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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