so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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