ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
