So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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