She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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