based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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