Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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