So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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