hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I checked into jail on foursquare
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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