butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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