We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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