..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize