Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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