just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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