this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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