I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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