so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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