Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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