Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
