Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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