mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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