I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
These tits shall not be calmed
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