honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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