woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
