Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
