hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
this hospital has no fireball
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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