I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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