I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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