Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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