ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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