Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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