i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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