ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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