just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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