He kissed a someone with a penis
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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