I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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