man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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