I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
how does that bad decision feel?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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