It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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