He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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