doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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