so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
