So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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