You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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