Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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