Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think people are normalizing furries
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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